Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Self-correcting mistakes

Whenever you see a sign, there's probably a reason for it...

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Furry teenage hoodlums

Nothing says "Earth Care" like a couple of bears TP'ing the neighborhood...

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Discerning Palates

If you ask me, this is nothing more than another case of culinary discrimination...

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

But wait, there's more!

And if you act now and purchase the entire 12-piece bedroom suite, we'll throw in the AM clock radio for free!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

A Dying Profession

Just another tragic victim of our modern information economy...

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Purple Prose

Check out my latest piece of (very) short fiction, "Purple Prose."

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Slight Downhill Grade

Now I'm no mechanic, but it might be about time to take a look at that suspension...

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Your spine's got a friend

It's a good idea to have a backup plan in case that whole folk-rock thing doesn't take off...

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

From 0 to 4.0 in 4 years...

Look on the bright side:  you're still smart enough to choose a car that gets excellent gas mileage!