Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Northern Virginia Crime Wave


Well, that's one way to kick the habit.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Blessed be the tailgaters


Perhaps this is a sign that it's time to get out of the fast lane?


Bonus:  this sticker was featured in "Home of the Can Man's Daughter"---pick up your copy today!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Must-have accessories


It's what every well-dressed pachyderm is sporting this season.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Sounds like a Hemingway novel...


This is what happens when the burgeoning military-industrial complex sinks its claws into our encyclopedias...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Vegetarians Need Not Apply


The key to success in business?  Find an under-served customer base, and target that niche.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Miss the Polar Vortex yet?


FML?  Seriously?  It's like half an inch of snow, dude...brush it off and drive on.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

From the clearance rack

Just a friendly reminder that you people only have 162 more shopping days until Christmas...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Importance of Market Research

I've spent 20 years living in Massachusetts, give or take, and the Bay State has yet to show me a single child named "Bubba".

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

A New Generation of Child Soldiers

In an effort to respond to the effects of sequestration, the burgeoning military-industrial complex has adopted the tobacco industry's strategy of targeting a more youthful customer base.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Unsolicited dietary advice

It's recommended that you consult a physician before making any major changes to your diet... or at the very least, consult a well-meaning graffiti artist.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Supervision is strictly prohibited!

This is what we in the risk management industry like to call a "major liability", also known as "gross negligence".