Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Sounds like a Hemingway novel...

This is what happens when the burgeoning military-industrial complex sinks its claws into our encyclopedias...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Vegetarians Need Not Apply

The key to success in business?  Find an under-served customer base, and target that niche.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

When Realism Goes Too Far...

This kid's art project is awesome...but the assignment was to draw a family portrait.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Miss the Polar Vortex yet?

FML?  Seriously?  It's like half an inch of snow, dude...brush it off and drive on.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

From the clearance rack

Just a friendly reminder that you people only have 162 more shopping days until Christmas...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Importance of Market Research

I've spent 20 years living in Massachusetts, give or take, and the Bay State has yet to show me a single child named "Bubba".

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

A New Generation of Child Soldiers

In an effort to respond to the effects of sequestration, the burgeoning military-industrial complex has adopted the tobacco industry's strategy of targeting a more youthful customer base.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Unsolicited dietary advice

It's recommended that you consult a physician before making any major changes to your diet... or at the very least, consult a well-meaning graffiti artist.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Supervision is strictly prohibited!

This is what we in the risk management industry like to call a "major liability", also known as "gross negligence".

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

What's wrong with this picture?

Shout-out to the good people at Firehouse Subs #352 in Huntsville, Alabama for this week's puzzler.  You stay classy, Rocket City!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Haven't those kids suffered enough?

Seriously?  The absolute last thing those Afghani children need now is the self-esteem issues that come with baby beauty pageants!