Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Lame Superheroes (Vegan Edition)


A generation ago we had mighty, intimidating superheroes like Batman or Wolverine.  Now we have superheroes named for Chinese cabbage.
  
Wake up, America!


Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Read the fine print


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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Work Hard, Play Hard


Set a Microsoft Outlook reminder for happy hour...

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Blessed be the tailgaters


Perhaps this is a sign that it's time to get out of the fast lane?


Bonus:  this sticker was featured in "Home of the Can Man's Daughter"---pick up your copy today!

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Sounds like a Hemingway novel...


This is what happens when the burgeoning military-industrial complex sinks its claws into our encyclopedias...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Vegetarians Need Not Apply


The key to success in business?  Find an under-served customer base, and target that niche.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Miss the Polar Vortex yet?


FML?  Seriously?  It's like half an inch of snow, dude...brush it off and drive on.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

From the clearance rack

Just a friendly reminder that you people only have 162 more shopping days until Christmas...