Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Discerning Palates

If you ask me, this is nothing more than another case of culinary discrimination...

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

But wait, there's more!

And if you act now and purchase the entire 12-piece bedroom suite, we'll throw in the AM clock radio for free!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

A Dying Profession

Just another tragic victim of our modern information economy...

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Purple Prose

Check out my latest piece of (very) short fiction, "Purple Prose."

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Slight Downhill Grade

Now I'm no mechanic, but it might be about time to take a look at that suspension...

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Smooth Move

That is one suave food truck...

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Your spine's got a friend

It's a good idea to have a backup plan in case that whole folk-rock thing doesn't take off...

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

From 0 to 4.0 in 4 years...

Look on the bright side:  you're still smart enough to choose a car that gets excellent gas mileage!

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Extra charge for cummerbunds

I'm pretty sure that broadcloths went out of fashion sometime during the 1800s, but I can't want to see how much these people charge for putting a crease in my pantaloons...

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015