Tuesday, May 31, 2011

When Living In Sin Goes Horribly Wrong

Dude, when her mom starts soaping your car it's probably time to pop the question already.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Happy Memorial Day?

This is how stupid you look when you wish someone a "Happy Memorial Day."  If you're not sure what this holiday's all about, try Googling it.  Or just ask a veteran.

Getting off my soapbox now...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Whole Retro-Political Thing

Found these (circa '85) in an antiques store.  Not entirely certain, but I think that a rift in the space-time continuum is to blame.  Either that or nothing has changed in 25 years...

Sunday, May 15, 2011

A Bright Future...

Remember when parents used to tell their kids they could have any career they wanted when they grew up?

Monday, May 9, 2011

Quick, somebody update your Facebook status!

@SmithFamily:  Get a load of this creepy guy on the sidewalk.  I think he's staring at your house.  LOL!
15 minutes ago via web
@SmithFamily:  Did you just hear glass breaking?
7 minutes ago via web
@SmithFamily:  Hello?
1 minute ago via web

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Greatest Baseball Play Ever

Shame on my mom for not giving birth to me in time to personally witness this one...