Wednesday, December 26, 2012

It's Official--The Recession is OVER!

Just in case you were wondering what caused that stampede of Liberal Arts majors...

Friday, December 21, 2012

"The Mustard Wrym"

At long last, the seventh and final installment in The Great Game series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Caution: Rave Ahead

Fun fact:  in the Middle Ages, this condition was known as "tarantella".

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

When age discrimination rears its ugly head

It's almost like you need a fake ID to get your hands on a copy of "The Hunger Games" these days...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

One-stop shopping, West Virginia style

Finally, somebody had the brains to combine a wig shop with a barber shop and a NASCAR collectibles store.  Thanks, West Virginia!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

"When Stars Fall"

Being the sixth part of The Great Game series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Now That's A Beautiful Bird!

This year, I'm thankful that spelling and grammar are still being taught in schools...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Caution: Ambition Ahead

Please drive with caution, as the "Go Getter" is becoming more of an endangered species these days...

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Parenting-Free Zone

Also prohibited: mentoring, imparting guidance, or displaying responsibility in any form.

Friday, October 26, 2012

"The Dark Continent"

Being the fifth part of The Great Game series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Memories make the best souvenirs anyway

And just three months later, the owner of this tourist trap was filing for a government bailout.  I guess it's possible to take the customer's interests too far...

Sunday, October 21, 2012

"The Spite Fence"

Finally, the real story behind the Hatfield-McCoy feud.

Available to read now at Shelf Life magazine!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

When lamb shops, what does it buy?

The logo has a dude wearing a fez riding a bucking bronco.  It logically follows that the food has to be awesome!

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Travel Insurance: Don't Leave Home Without It!

You'll be glad you bought the insurance when you try to photograph the "re-enactors" at Gettysburg...

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Non-binding resolutions at their finest!

Please report any unattended bags directly to the Security Council.  Violations will be strictly addressed through sanctions.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

"In The Bowels of the Sick Man"

Being the fourth part of "The Great Game" series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Liberal Arts Curriculum Review

One could make the argument that graffiti could also be considered a form of modern art.  Discuss amongst yourselves...

Friday, August 24, 2012

"The Empty Quarter"

Being the third part of "The Great Game" series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Elder Neglect: It Really Is A Laughing Matter

When it comes time to put your parents in a home...why not put them in someone else's?

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Cure For Rising Food Costs

Cheap food:  Prudent frugality, or the perfect recipe for widespread obesity?  You make the call...

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

"The Great Game"

Being the second part of "The Great Game" series...available to read or hear now at Cast of Wonders!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

GET RICH Through Real Estate Foreclosures!

Finally, my roadmap to success!  And it only cost a buck down at the Goodwill store!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Because even vampires need to look their best

It's official:  Stephanie Meyer has sold out.  In related news, look for Abraham Lincoln Jenkins in his new line of Insanity Glue television spots, coming this fall!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Must Be An Election Year

I can't stand it when political smear campaigns spill over into my beloved world of monster truck racing...

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"A Night In Paris"

This kid.  At the prom.  By himself.  With the hands and everything.  And no shirt.

Sunday, June 17, 2012


Being the first part of "The Great Game" series... available to read or hear at Cast of Wonders.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Gumshoe

Old detectives never die, they just fade away...

Read about it NOW over at Fiction365!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Justice For All (Who Can Afford It)

This seems like proof beyond a reasonable doubt that our court system favors the wealthy.  Apparently the judges got tired of wads of unmarked bills and made the switch over to gift cards...

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Vanity License Plate WIN!

Even when faced with long lines at the DMV and exorbitant registration fees, this guy still managed to get the last laugh!

Monday, May 28, 2012

The Shareholders' Meeting

Check it out now at Bewildering Stories!  And for all you literature majors, be sure to share the challenge questions with your fellow baristas.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Do Cheddar Cheese Ruffles Equate To One Dairy Serving?

Attention, South Carolina highway rest stop vending contractors:  you're fooling no one.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Date Nights In Florida

Your Microsoft Outlook calendar has been automatically updated to include this event.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Tombstone For American Culture

At least the manager at FYE was very understanding when I broke down crying in his store...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

No Professional Certification Required!

Step 1:  Cash out your kids' college fund.
Step 2:  Convert your life savings into Iraqi Dinar.
Step 3:  Kick back and enjoy being a multi-millionaire!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

#486: The Backlight Conspiracy

The Illuminati are real, and they control our wristwatches.

Forewarned is forearmed, so read it NOW at Pressboard Press.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

A Note From The Management

Just in case you were thinking about standing on the ice cream freezer...please don't.