Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Have Cap Gun, Will Travel


Any literary agents seeking to cash in on the next big thing in juvenile fiction should email me directly for contact information.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Home of the Can Man's Daughter

Now available from Battered Suitcase Press!


Every boy sees his grandfather as something of a legend, and Richard Petty Schultz is no exception.  His Poppy fought the Nazis during the War and notched seventeen confirmed kills before a sniper’s bullet left him blind in one eye.  In peacetime, the man survived heartbreak, cancer, bankruptcy, and a stroke.  Most importantly, Poppy Schaeffer built the Eiffel Tower, which made Christmas everything that it is today. 

But even the greatest of men have to die sometime.  Over the course of one hot summer weekend, Richard narrates from his eighth-grade perspective as he and the rest of the tourist-trap community of Christmas, Florida, struggle to come to terms with Poppy’s impending death.  A legend of a man who drew in traffic from across the Southeast by building scale replicas of French monuments using nothing but empty beer cans and quick dry cement, Poppy Schaeffer’s passing marks the end of an era for a town that has itself been dying for years, thanks to an untimely Interstate bypass. 

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

When Inflation Goes Wild!

Tourism:  is it a valid economic sector, or an invitation to runaway inflation?  You make the call!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Lattes in Sippy Cups

We strongly recommend that parents prepare their child's Venti Peppermint Mocha Doubleshot...

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013