Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Miss the Polar Vortex yet?

FML?  Seriously?  It's like half an inch of snow, dude...brush it off and drive on.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

From the clearance rack

Just a friendly reminder that you people only have 162 more shopping days until Christmas...

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Importance of Market Research

I've spent 20 years living in Massachusetts, give or take, and the Bay State has yet to show me a single child named "Bubba".

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

A New Generation of Child Soldiers

In an effort to respond to the effects of sequestration, the burgeoning military-industrial complex has adopted the tobacco industry's strategy of targeting a more youthful customer base.